- teacher: don't bullshit this essay
- me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?
me: help!! i lost my virginity!!
911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..
me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !
911: ohhh! xD
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
when people are like “mikasa doesnt care about armin, all she cares about is eren” yo you remember that time Eren called Armin a coward and Mikasa punched that bitch right to the ground dont even start